Writing Competition #2

AROFL

Invented new acronym ftw.

IWLSHTIFOTFALMT= I was laughing so hard I fell on the floor and lost my taco.

Hey you!
No, not you... Him!
Yes you...
You!
...
Do you like tacos?

AROFL
I LOVE TACO'S

of course...

Taco's and cookie's.

Has cookie

i has cookies for you but my god is that a flying pig numnumnunmnum
but i eated them (grin)

:?:

lshidmtamsfo <- original
laughed so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

Yep. But I made this one up.

Ifomcaatsi

I fell off my chair and a t-rex stole it.

ok ... can we get back to the main purpose of this thread
The competition

Why?

Because I said so [Glares at inSYNC]
Nah not really, just asking to stop it ... it's starting to annoy me and give me side cramps from alughing ... go do this on the chat thread or something please

Ok,Bye!

*poke* BADGER!

DOES NOT WANT TO WAIT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS!!!

Ok!Second topic!

A man had very recently died from his lung cancer,his wife pleaded him to go to the hospital before he had passed away,but the man just ignored her and said he was fine,he had killed and maimed many innocents.As his soul was slowly navigating down to the depths of Hell,he saw Satan.Satan met him at the gate,the man pleaded to be let free upon the Earth again,"Fine,but you must kill your wife in favor"The man's eyes suddenly widened and his jaw down to his chin,He knew it was his only chance of being on earth again.The man's soul navigated upon his body and as they were lifting him and his coffin into the ground he slammed open the top and said"C'mon,Lets go home"Satan said if he did this he would return to the living and his lung cancer would be cured and healed completely.His wife sat down comfortably on the sofa and started her knitting again,the man slowly creeped into the kitchen drawer and got the vegetable knife,he crept back into the living room with the knife in his hand,he ran to his wife and held the knife at her neck"Wha...What are you doing?!"
"I have to do this"He slit his wifes neck open and hid her in the closet"I cant believe I just did that!"The man suddenly had himself sucked back to Satan"Mwahaha,tricked you!"

... Extreme is that you're actual story?

Also to everyone else the poll for the first topic is up ... second topic is open. Start writing

No its in progress

Considering I had no clue what to do... and pulled this pretty much out of no where... I don't think it's that bad...

Spoiler:

Stage 2 ends in like 24 hours... why am I the only one who submitted a proper piece?

GUYS, GET YOUR TITANIC BUTTS IN GEAR ... (Disney Hercules thank you)
Don't let inSYNC win by default, give her a challenge, dare fight for the crown.

I can't,I can't think of any material.